Holiday 2023 Shirt
$40.00
On the night before Christmas, Santa stopped here for dinner. He got the burger. He said it was the best burger he ever had in his entire life. I shit you not, that’s what he said. He ordered a Malbec, then chased it with a glass of Chardonnay. He said the Chardonnay was just to wash the Malbec off his teeth, but then, he ordered another Malbec anyway. And we gave it to him, I mean, what are we supposed to say, “no?” This is Chris fuckin’ Cringle for chrissakes. So anyways, at the end of the night, we try to comp his bill, but Santa insists on paying full price, and then, get this: he leaves a 30% tip! But the craziest part was what he said on his way out the door. “Alright, you guys,” Santa shouted. “Shut the hell up and listen good. I’m gonna say what we’re all thinking: Die Hard is a Christmas Movie. And to all, a yippee kiyay MFers!” And when I tell you we all lost our shit. We started cheering, and Santa stumbled out onto West 10th Street, and the entire West Village erupted with holiday cheer.
99% cotton, 1% polyester
99% cotton, 1% polyester
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On the night before Christmas, Santa stopped here for dinner. He got the burger. He said it was the best burger he ever had in his entire life. I shit you not, that’s what he said. He ordered a Malbec, then chased it with a glass of Chardonnay. He said the Chardonnay was just to wash the Malbec off his teeth, but then, he ordered another Malbec anyway. And we gave it to him, I mean, what are we supposed to say, “no?” This is Chris fuckin’ Cringle for chrissakes. So anyways, at the end of the night, we try to comp his bill, but Santa insists on paying full price, and then, get this: he leaves a 30% tip! But the craziest part was what he said on his way out the door. “Alright, you guys,” Santa shouted. “Shut the hell up and listen good. I’m gonna say what we’re all thinking: Die Hard is a Christmas Movie. And to all, a yippee kiyay MFers!” And when I tell you we all lost our shit. We started cheering, and Santa stumbled out onto West 10th Street, and the entire West Village erupted with holiday cheer.
99% cotton, 1% polyester
99% cotton, 1% polyester
On the night before Christmas, Santa stopped here for dinner. He got the burger. He said it was the best burger he ever had in his entire life. I shit you not, that’s what he said. He ordered a Malbec, then chased it with a glass of Chardonnay. He said the Chardonnay was just to wash the Malbec off his teeth, but then, he ordered another Malbec anyway. And we gave it to him, I mean, what are we supposed to say, “no?” This is Chris fuckin’ Cringle for chrissakes. So anyways, at the end of the night, we try to comp his bill, but Santa insists on paying full price, and then, get this: he leaves a 30% tip! But the craziest part was what he said on his way out the door. “Alright, you guys,” Santa shouted. “Shut the hell up and listen good. I’m gonna say what we’re all thinking: Die Hard is a Christmas Movie. And to all, a yippee kiyay MFers!” And when I tell you we all lost our shit. We started cheering, and Santa stumbled out onto West 10th Street, and the entire West Village erupted with holiday cheer.
99% cotton, 1% polyester
99% cotton, 1% polyester